(Source: m-m-mary, via johnstracener)
like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
(Source: nxtalie, via johnstracener)
Friend Buried Under All His Posessions
“Our friend passed out on the couch at a party and we put everything in the house on top of him. The pile was over seven feet tall. He never noticed anything.”
(Source: d3ssins, via memories-of-infinite-days)
Pop Culture Transportation Chart
The stairway is by far the worst mode of transportation available. Take the Midnight Train to heaven why don’t you?
Angry Man Bites Cobra to Death, Avenging His Rice
A Cobra ruins man’s rice field so the Nepali man attacks cobra, biting it to death.
(Source: Yahoo!)
(Source: staypozitive, via sammysarcastic)